Saturday, December 15, 2012

...what did she just say?

Here are the top 5 phrases I miss hearing from 108 (former resident):

1) Who the hell are you? And why did you not bring any beer?
2) Before anyone sees, grab my cigarette stash from under the mattress.
3) My goodness, it's you. I didn't recognize you with clothes on.
4) I don't want water, I asked for vodka.
5) Nurse, the dead cat has crawled into my bed again. Please kill it and take it out.

-ES

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