Tuesday, January 29, 2013

JOKES



Some Really Funny One Liners About Ageing ~ Old People Jokes




Really funny one liners: Really funny drawing of old man with three pairs of glasses. Old short sighted man.
- I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Do you know some signs of growing old? 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces,
3. Just Forgetting..... 
- Three old buddies are out for a walk. Old guy no. 1 says, "Windy, isn't it?" Old guy no. 2 says, "No, it's Thursday!" Old guy no. 3 says, "So am I. Let's go get milk shake."

By the way who does this picture remind you of? LOL
-VG
  
  
 

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