Briefs Everywhere...

So our new resident in room 114 kind of has a problem with her briefs... we always end up finding them in the drawers and under the bed or in the shower... she just thinks that they are reusable.  So last week I walked in to check on her and I found this brief placed here...

She has such a sweet heart but she is kind of mischievous! 

-CT

'Oh my ghost'

One night I was working with ES with 115, getting her ready for bed, and I offered her an orange stick then she said to me clear as day, "Oh my ghost!"  It was as if she was trying to say 'oh my gosh' and ended up saying ghost but it was hilarious coming out of her mouth regardless.

-CT

Morris Code ;)

So I was chillin' with our resident from room 113, and all of the sudden he winked at me... I love when he winks at me!  Anyways, so I winked back and then he proceeded to wink back again... etc, it went on for a couple of winks back and forth.  It was great and I love finding joy in the weird little personality traits that our residents have... it was almost as if he was trying to communicate with me through morris code!

-CT

JOKES

Some Really Funny One Liners About Ageing ~ Old People Jokes





- I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Do you know some signs of growing old? 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces,
3. Just Forgetting..... 
- Three old buddies are out for a walk. Old guy no. 1 says, "Windy, isn't it?" Old guy no. 2 says, "No, it's Thursday!" Old guy no. 3 says, "So am I. Let's go get milk shake."

By the way who does this picture remind you of? LOL
-VG     

"Well that's nice"

Tonight CT and I were helping 113 get ready for bed. We were trying to get his shirt changed. The shirt he was wearing was a snap-button shirt instead of a regular button shirt. Meanwhile, 113 put his hand on CT kind of on her upper back/side...really awkwardly. As I undid his shirt really fast CT said "Well that's nice". And of course when she said that I thought she was talking about where 113's hand was at. Yep, not a good night for CT.

-ES

Drama Queen

So, we all know that 103 is kind of a drama queen... here are 2 stories that prove my point.

I don't know if she does this to anyone else after meals, but as I take her back to her room and she's saying her goodbye's to everyone, she's always saying, "Good bye cruel world, I'm off to go jump off the bridge...", such a drama queen!

Story 2:
As I was doing garbages the other day, I went into 103's bathroom and said from the bathroom, "I'm here to get your garbage," and then she said, "Throw me out with the trash, I'm just a big pile of garbage."  Then I told her that she was the most beautiful pile of garbage I'd ever seen and she said, "That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."  Oh jeez.

-CT

Flashy

So one day after a meal I was taking 107 (former resident) back to his room in his wheelchair and resident 106 wanted to know where her room was, I told her to just follow me.  She had a cold and her nose was stuffy so when I looked behind me to see if she was far behind, she had her shirt up wiping her nose... but she doesn't wear garments or anything underneath... so I definitely saw some skin! Haha :) It was hilarious.

-CT